Anthony Davis is no doubt an incredible basketball player. No one can take that away from him. At only 19, he still has time to mature and get even better. However, I am sure that I am not alone when I say that I noticed something a little off about him. HE HAS ONE EYEBROW! I hate to be mean, but someone has to have asked him, “Hey Anthony, did you ever consider waxing that caterpillar?” The unibrow even has a following with its own Twitter page, Facebook page, and countless signs mentioning it. I know many athletes are superstitious so maybe he thinks if he waxes it Kentucky will lose the title game? But then what is to stop him from thinking that if he shaves it before the draft he won’t get drafted? (That is EXTREMELY unlikely considering how talented he is.) It might even boost his luck with all the lovely ladies at Kentucky, even though him being the top NBA draft pick is probably enough to make girls throw themselves at him. This is probably the most famous eyebrow in all of sports history so no matter how they do tonight, he will have a small place in sports history.

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