Here is the footage from tonight’s Brooklyn Nets and Boston Celtics game of the fight that broke between Rajon Rondo and Kris Humphries. Apparently, it all started when Kris Humphries appeared to push Kevin Garnett and Rondo got in his face to defend his teammate. Winner of this fight? I would have to give it to Rondo, even though the Celtics lost the fight, he definitely held his own against a guy who has some serious height on him. Humphries should really just stick to fighting with his soon-to-be ex-wife Kim Kardashian. That seems to be more of a fair fight and people might actually want him to win.
It seems as though Kris Humphries is taking a cue from his soon to be ex-wife Kim Kardashian in how to stay relevant. News broke today that his ex-“girlfriend”, “hookup”, “stalker” whatever he wants to call her is three months pregnant and it is definitely Humphries’ child. Word is is that Myla Sinanaj is keeping the baby, but to be raised alone and without Kris in the child’s life. So tomorrow’s headline on every gossip magazine will read “Kim is pregnant with Kanye’s child that she is going to give to Khloe”. These people might be pretty useless, but they sure do know how to keep their lives relevant. We have not heard the last about this story that is for sure.
In another attempt to own the world, the Kardashians have gotten their way. It was pretty obvious the family was not too thrilled when they found out former Los Angeles Laker, Lamar Odom, was being traded to the Dallas Mavericks. How could they possibly film their “reality” show while two key characters were hundreds of miles away? We all know just how awful that trade went for Lamar who put up the worst numbers in his career and was ultimately benched for the remainder of the season. Well the stars appear to magically be realigning for the Kardashian Klan who just got a huge paycheck for future seasons of the show that made them stars because Odom is back in Los Angeles. The Clippers have picked up the veteran and of course Kris Jenner is saying she had no part in it. Believe what you want, but the news is true. With Odom coming to the Clippers, LA sent Mo Williams to the Utah Jazz. So what did the Mavericks, the team Odom is coming from get? Well, not much for a guy who won Sixth Man of the Year not too long ago. Dallas got cash, trade exception, and the draft rights to Tadija Dragicevic. The Rockets were also involved in the trade, they received the draft rights to Furkan Aldemir. What is the Kardashian secret to always getting what they want? It is almost scary just how calculating they are. Too bad, this news will still never be bigger than anything Kim and Kanye do on a daily basis.
Following in his soon to be ex-wife’s footsteps, Kris Humphries is now making his very own headlines for his dating life. What is life like after dating a Kardashian? Well, Humphries SEEMED to be enjoying life with a girl who his not famous, but looked eerily similar in one department. (I think everyone can use their imagination as to what I am referring to.) Myla Sinanaj is claiming to be Humphries’ new main squeeze. Cameras recently caught the pair in Miami together. Humphries claimed she is only a neighbor who he is friendly with. Yeah, VERY friendly I am sure. Well getting back to Humphries’ ex-wife Kim Kardashian, they are still technically “married”, or whatever you want to call that sham, and Kris is trying to claim that the marriage was a fraud so having someone claim that they are his new girlfriend this quickly does not quite look like he is all that heartbroken over Kim. So what is a guy to do? Quietly tell her to stop talking to the cameras about everything? Maybe stay in instead of going out knowing they will be photographed? Of course not. You leak to TMZ that your lawyer is making her sign a non-disclosure agreement meaning she cannot talk about the relationship. Can ANYTHING be done in private with these people? I was all for Kris trying to take down this reality television empire that is built on shameful acts and lies. However, now I just want this all to go away. I want all their faces off the magazines in the stores so I can just read some relevant news about REAL stars. Ones that actually have talent that does not include sex tapes or posing nude.
So what was Miss Kardashian up to this weekend? Well it is not exactly like she is in hiding. She made a huge splash when she bought her new boy of the moment, rapper Kanye West, a $750,000 sports car. What happened to a sweater? A watch? Cologne? Maybe even spring for some electronics? Yes, they are that rich. It is almost frightening that this is what little girls have as role models. These women jump from man to man to man and just look so desperate. I am so over all of these people and I cannot believe I am writing about them, but I need to vent my frustration out somewhere over what society has come to.